What does a fish say when it hits a wall ?

DAM !

A man without the entire left side of his body is perfectly fine, do you know why ?

Cause he's all right

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter

What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account ?

Prime-mates

how does Ruquier removes his condom ?

by farting